“I could sup a whole tin of Carnation condensed milk, just for the taste, stupid things like that. Marks & Spencer trifles, I still love them, one of my favourites. I can eat them for ever. Whenever I go to Mr Chu’s in Hull, my favourite Chinese restaurant in the whole world I could eat my way through the entire menu (and then puke it down the toilet for ages until my throat felt like I’d been snorting caustic soda)”

Even fat old man politicians from Hull get eating disorders. Apparently.

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