So big homie Motive has made a carnival mix which is sure to comprise of bashment, soca, hip hop, rnb and maybe even some calypso. Joy to the world a weekend filled with guestlist ridden parties, humongous toilet lines, food lines and just lines leading to lines. Overcrowded trains not stopping anywhere you need to get to. Roads hemorrhaging with drunk groups of people all walking around aimlessly. No one can get anywhere on time and when u get there u are met with more lines upon lines so you might as well just GIVE UP!!! Here are my fondest memories of carnival.

The police lulled into a false sense of security

Oh yeah every bredda looks hencher than u

People who never make food decide to spit-roast dog

People who never make food decide to spit-roast dog

Ahhhh where have i seen this before?

Time to go home me thinks

See on the flip side everyone is packed into one borough of London and this would be a great opportunity for would be burglars to fuck your shit up or maybe even those nutty extremist with their nail-bombs and hair products… Also I’m sure everyone will have more drugs than me, more money than me and every rudeboy will be sporting a prettier girl than me too, just for kicks. So you know what I’m gonna say Fuck it! I’m gonna invest in some wronguns, open my self up and shit out my life savings in the hope that I will get laid and dance till I have muscle fatigue.

Catch Motive spinning here

Speaking of dancing here is motives carnival mix, tracklist after the jump.

Gyptian feat Nicki Minaj – Hold you (remix)
Mr Lexx – Dem a pree
R.Kelly – Fiesta
Off the Books Bashment Mashup
Vybz Kartel feat Popcaan & Gaza Slim – Clarks
Supercat – Ghetto Red Hot
Aidonia – Ukku Bit
Mavado – Dem Nuh Real McCoy
Alozade – Dads of all time
TOK – Top Shotta
Red Rat – Tight up skirt
Beenie Man X Missy Elliott – 100 Dollar Grill
Cutty Ranks – Limb By Limb (DJ SS Remix)
Alex Reece – Pulp Fiction
Chase & Status feat Takura – Streetlife
Big Boi feat Yelawolf – You Aint No DJ
Gucci Mane feat Swizz Beatz – Its Gucci Time
Spragga Benz feat Shabba Ranks, Kardinal & Swizz Beatz – Red Dot Special
Rick Ross feat Drake & Chrisette Michelle – Aston Martin Music
Sister Nancy – Bam Bam
Cham – Ghetto Story
Leviticus – The Burial
Origin Unknown – Valley of Shadows (31 Seconds)