There’s this massive uproar right now about young girls being exposed to sexual imagery in modern society – but what about the 1980s phallic horror that was Noseybonk? Surely a dick nosed, Clockwork Orange-esque children’s television show character who plants ‘Nosegays’ seeds (that sprout into oversized white members) was detrimental to 80s youth? Maybe I can blame the fact that my life has turned into a really long and drawn out acid trip on this. Not mad.