Are you ready for this? You might not be ready for this.

“When my girlfriend found out we Triton owners refer to our honey as “The Silver Beast,” she came up with a great idea.

“How about I pose with your silver beast, and you can take some
‘Beauty and the Beast’ pictures?

Well! How could I say no?”

These photos make me imagine some lonely guy having a few too many jars in a pub one night and getting talked into having a threesome with strangers, only to walk into the bedroom and find a naked synth splayed out on the bed ready to have some porn grooves knocked out of it.

Thanks for the heads up @boltonmore….although it does worry me to think of how you found this in the first place.