Yeah sure, we’ve all masturbated over a few celebrities in cosmopolitan magazine. Who hasn’t? Now we all discover we were actually tugging one off to rug-faced trailer thrash. I still feel great about it though. It’s similar to the argument of people discrediting porn, saying shit like; “yeah but people dont really look like that, do they?” Granted! But it’s fucking porno. Their not supposed to look like us are they dumdum! For example who wants to watch 90 minutes of you and your retarded friends play football at Wembley? No-one thats who, maybe your nan if she isn’t in a home and your mum if her new boyfriend isn’t to busy beating her tooshie up…

Still this give me a great deal of comfort and I’m ready to go out in the world and say thank God for photoshop.

“This commercial isn’t real, neither are society’s standards of beauty.”

Directed by Jesse Rosten