Two guys driving around in a minibus advertising weed, smoking weed yet selling hemp lollies ;-(
Sounds like a paranoid stoners worst nightmare. Mainly because you’re going to get pulled over and probably searched.
They’ll (Police, aka 5-0, aka the fuzz, aka boys in blue, aka the legitimized government gang, aka the pigs, aka the rozzers) probably find real weed and you’ll probably go to jail. Where your passive ass will get passively passed around like a pipe at a shisha parlour on Edgeware road.
Still here is how you flip the idea on it’s head, what if it wasn’t your van but a friends!! Aha this maximizes the high (with the excitement factor) and minimizes the risk as it’s not your vehicle.
To summarise, make sure you befriend these jolly lolly crusaders but avoid becoming them! Unless your over 65 in which case your the coolest fucker on the planet anyways.