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[DAS] INTERNET

The Internet. Where would we be without the Internet? It’s the heartbeart of our currently skullfucked society. Can’t argue with that.

I don’t know if I can get embroiled in writing about the Internet. It’s too sparse. There’s just not enough going on. Not enough opinion pushing websites. Not enough supermarkets offering groceries direct to your house at 11pm at night. Not enough Tumblrs featuring photographs of depressed DJs or girls in knickers toting semi automatics. Not enough e-discourse from David Icke about lizards. Not enough people retweeting him. Not enough porn. Why can’t I win things on social media by selling my soul to corporate hothouses anymore? Why is MySpace still there? How come people still use microwave ovens? WHERE HAVE ALL THE HASHTAGS GONE?

mashtags

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I remember a time before the Internet when I used to sit on the floor with my brother and draw weird pictures of stick men falling off buildings and dogs doing shits in other peoples gardens. Now we just see each other at Christmas and argue about which room the WiFi router should go in.

DAS INTERNET.

YGM.

Other Insightful ‘I’s of Modern Life…

Instagram

I think you all know about e-creepin’ by now.

Indecision

It’s real. So real I couldn’t decide whether to write about it or not.

Intern (for a rich company who can definitely afford to pay you the regular living wage you deserve three times over)

You’re being taken for a prick. Do a shit on the photocopier and fax it to the world.

iPhone

I’m selling one next week.