London’s loft party connoisseurs Wifey return this Saturday with genre-blurrer JOE and resident disc jockays.

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ps. Wifey is actually sold out now…so maybe don’t go unless you already have a ticket. Refreshing to interview a club and not get harangued to be their personal ticket pimp. Big up Wifey.

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I’m sure my questions probably scared the life out of him but here’s a few words from Wifey honcho Robin ahead of Saturdays soiree…

Favourite guest so far at Wifey?
We’re probably biased towards recent events, just because memories get hazy, but it might be Swing Ting at our fifth birthday party. They just know instinctively what our night is about and how to get people going. Or it could be Beneath in January 2013. At that time people were starting to come around to him in a big way and that night was intense.

Whats the weirdest thing thats ever happened at Wifey?
The weirdest was the night Sonia from Eastenders and Tulisa from N Dubz both turned up.

Sum up what you think this Saturday with JOE will be like…
Joe will be very… Joe.

Beer or cocktail? What sort?
Yes, it doesn’t matter.

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First record you bought…
Jason Donovan – 10 Good Reasons.

Papa Johns or Dominos?
Neither. If you want pizza, order from your local pizzeria. If you want weird junk food, go to Pizza Hut and get the hamburger stuffed crust.

Paste a video from the internet that you like here…
See header…(hopefully not an assault on my interview technique guys…)

If Wiley was getting swept down a river at the same time as Dizzee was sinking in quicksand who would you save?
Instinctively, Wiley.

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If you could bring any one person back from history who would it be and what would they do that they couldn’t do then?
Delia Derbyshire. She would be able to fly.

Also get your ears around this, Billy Blanks for the Wifey mix series….listen here.