So my original candidate for Thigh Thursdays #4 backed out and the alternative candidate was annorexic and frankly, what man wants annorexic thighs wrapped around them? A gay one, that’s what kind.

So anyway as a result of this, and until I have more suitable candidates for my feature, Thigh Thursdays will consist of my own thighs. Because basically I’m vain and self-involved. And I’m gonna put a LOL here so that you can think I’m kidding but I’m not really. LOL. Just kidding. LOL.