This guy would probably be my hero if I had a car, or a drivers license, or I was overtly kinky, or I had an obsession with uniforms, or if I was Filipino, or if I was patient enough not to run across the road. For all these reasons this guy isn’t my hero.

The reason he is my hero is simply because he is a very good dancer, he makes having to pay the congestion charge worth while and he is top g!! There you have it I fucking said it!!