I thought it might be fun to be a real bitch and critique the shit out of Madonna’s half time Superbowl single ‘Give Me All Your Luvin’ featuring M.I.A and Nicki Minaj (stop doing all this watered down shit girl!!!) but it’s just too horrific to comprehend. I mean Madonna breastfeeding a plastic doll with boobs that look like a novelty kitchen apron? Just can’t go there.

And the new album is called’MDNA’. Apparently she’s being clever by making a “pseudo-blend of Madonna”….but that wasn’t the first thing that popped into MY mind. Tsk.