SUMMER NOT SUMMER?
This weather makes using the phrase ‘I’ll take a raincheck’ seem like some sort of overly cruel joke. Now I don’t usually talk about the weather but WHAT THE FUCK. I wore three layers to bed last night. IN JUNE.
Was that hot spell (when I was mainly holed up in an office) the other week the only sun we’re having? My skin is grey and feels like I haven’t had a tan since Zante ’03. No lie.
If so, then I’m packing minimal bags and fucking off. Anybody fancy swimming to South America? We could probably get there by Christmas.
