ORIGINALLY POSTED VIA 14/12/2012, written by Amelia Dimoldenberg
I figured that I would be more likely to find love in a chicken shop if I dated multiple people at the same time; therefore I have decided to steer clear of the solo artists and branch out into groups. No, this is not desperation. This is logic. So, here I am sitting alone in ‘Fantastic Chicken’ with a pigeon. I sat waiting for my dates with the pigeon for a while. Finally, just when the thought of dating a pigeon became a serious option, the Rascals walked through the door – all four of them.
Hello, what are your names?
KW: I’m Kay Willz.
BS: Big Shizz.
T: I’m Tempz.
M: And I’m Merkz.
All of your names end in Z, is that on purpose?
IN UNISON: No.
Do you like dates?
KW: I am loving this date right now.
Same.
T: Yeah, you look like you are.
BS: You look so happy right now.
Apparently the Rascals are sarcastic. Do you like chicken?
IN UNISON: Yes.
So, why are none of you eating chicken right now (apart from Big Shizz)?
T: I’m not hungry.
KW: Me neither.
M: I ate before.
I think this probably had something to do with the hygiene certificate hanging above the grills. The grade was 1 out of 10, but I did tell the boys, “at least it’s not zero.”
BS: I’m loving this chicken right now.
Good for you Big Shizz. Are you guys from London?
KW: No, we’re from America.
No you’re not.
KW: Okay, we’re from Bow.
I’ve never been to Bow.
BS: I’ll take you to a KFC there.
Thanks. You have a track called ‘First Date’ – is this what you were thinking of when you wrote that track?
BS: Yeah, the chicken, the chips.
M: The ketchup.
KW: Four man and one date.
T: It just makes sense.
That’s what I thought when I was listening to it. You used to be called Lil Rascals, when did you decided you weren’t lil anymore?
IN UNISON: When his balls dropped. *points at Big Shizz*
Fantastic. Who gets the most girls?
KW: None of us get girls.
Surprising. Do you think chicken shops should serve turkey at Christmas?
M: Why would you want to be in a chicken shop at Christmas?
Good question. Do you get more attention from girls now or when you were lil rascals?
M: Back in the day it was tense. We couldn’t go anywhere.
You couldn’t go anywhere?
M: Girls would follow me from school to my house.
T: Can I have a chip please?
What’s the most troublesome thing you have done this year?
M: Our holiday to Magaluf.
KW: But what happens in Magaluf stays in Magaluf.
Thank God. Would your girlfriend have to be as much of a rascal as you?
KW: Naughty at the right times, you know what I mean.
I don’t think I want to know what you mean. What’s your best chat up line?
BS: Your eyes are like the ocean.
I thought there would be a second part to that line, but no, that was it.
Is that the best line you have?
BS: I don’t use lines. I’ll just shout girls across the road.
What’s next for the Rascals?
KW: We’ve got an album and single coming out in January so watch out for that.
What would you do if I was choking on a chicken nugget?
T: I would laugh.
KW: Yeah like “HA, SHE’S CHOKING ON A NUGGET FAM.”
How fantastic was the chicken today?
IN UNISON: Absolutely fantastic.
Are you going to ask me out on another date?
KW: I actually feel sorry for whoever takes you on a real date next.
Okay.
BS: Is there Wi-Fi in this chicken shop?
Keep up to date with what the Rascals are doing via their website. http://www.rascalsofficial.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfc0jd1525o Rascals – Fire Blaze
The Launch 2 Mixtape here http://smarturl.it/thelaunchvol_2
